Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer Launches on Patreon

Chap hop maestro Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer has joined the ranks of musicians on Patreon. Mr. B’s Guild of Chap-Hop has five membership levels, ranging from Associate Member (US $2.50 per month) to Chairperson ($120 per month). At the last tier, “You are just being silly now and must thusforth be made Chairperson of the Guild,” he writes.

Rewards include patron-only posts and events, early access to content, and, for $30-per-month City Members, a “Chapilates Video Class.” A Google search for “Chapilates” comes up empty, leading us to surmise that Mr. B is on the ground floor of a new workout craze. All members receive a coveted Guild Badge.